Need a Date?

Christina Says:

i am 97 and i'm looking for a man from the ages 21 to 26. he must know how to cook and he must like the dr.phil, opera, rachel ray, the view and martha. also he must like fantom of the opra. he must take me to the opra every sunday night and every friday at 10:00 am he will take me to mcdonalds and then buy me a mcflurry. he also must be able to push my wheel chair everywhere,not mind if my false teeth fall into his drink/food. he must buy me a new wig every week, mXXXXage my back and toes and give me a sponge/bubble bath. that is all i ask from this young man . he should be rich . wait wait wait. there is one more thing i (sirious) he must must must ........(look very down) + help me eat

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frank Says:

am a guy of 28 of age and i need a girl from the of 18 to 30 a girl that will apprecite my love one that knows wthat love is all about

Lola Says:

i'm looking for a woman who likes peanuts and like dora but she needs to have exactly 4 gray hair on her hean and has to know how to kick a koala without it prancing on your head u also need to be from ages 34 2/5 to 45 9/10 u also need to be from belieze please contact me if u want to date me cause i will suck your boogers if u dont so please do or i will.....................do something

Notonbutt Says:

i am just the girl for lola i have a nose just for seeking out a nice girl and lola is the one for me so lola come to me and i will suck your boogers first and then we will go and get a bXXXX (fish) and eat it before u can say sfghkjndafkgjbadlfgkjblakdfjnglkafnjglkadfnjblkj which u cant because it is in babylonianpoplur so come to me lola.

cario Says:

i will like to date a woman of 41 years old. a woman that is XXXXy and rich.

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