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1. The guys at the blood bank told me this
might happen. |
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2. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course
you sent me to. |
3. I was working smarter - not harder. |
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4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm!
5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective
people!
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6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance. 7. I'm in the management training program. |
8. I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan
(SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made
me attend. |
| 9. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I
dreamed about work! 10. I was doing a highly specific
Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who
practice Yoga?
11. Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out
a solution to our biggest problem. |
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| 12. The coffee machine is broken.... |
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13. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot. |
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14. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't
wear off. 15. Geez, I thought you (the boss) were
gone for the day. |
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