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Mc Donalds Job Application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
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ada Says: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:05 pm
very funny, amusing and like you said truthful letter of application.
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me Says: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:04 pm
that was well lol
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thats a good question Says: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:23 am
hehe that was awesoem
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katy wants to talk to u!!!!!!!!!! : ) Says: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:30 am
katydramaqueenbaker@hotmail.com please take it and talk to me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Larkin Says: Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:41 pm
i can see my best friend doing exactly that
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Larkin Says: Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:41 pm
i can see my best friend doing exactly that
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sadie Says: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:31 pm
hilarious! my friend was filling out applications when we ran across this unfortunatly companies where we live wouldnt have thought it was very funny stuffed shirt type of people and they work for mcdonalds! thats the joke!
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Laura Says: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:58 pm
i think its unfair that he was hired for goofing off. how well is he gonna do at work? there are people who are serious about a job that dont even get hired but this goof does?
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sierra Says: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:20 pm
that's crazy. maybe thats what i need to put on my mcdonalds application
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Keedy Says: Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:21 pm
that was definately funny, he's real. matter fact wuts his number, i like a dude with a sense of humor(it's XXXXy).
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Belynda Says: Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:37 pm
very funny indeed! at least he was honest! although i don't know if i would've hired him! tis great that he's brutally honest!
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shirley Says: Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:39 pm
i think he was funny and creative, and his application stood out above most.he has a talent
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michelle Says: Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:51 pm
too frickin hilarious.
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charie Says: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:57 am
this XXXX is funny
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dina colon s Says: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:10 pm
i need a job i'm here in this country one year ago and i can't find a job please can you help me
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dina colon s Says: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:12 pm
i find this information abaout this work for the internet
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your mon Says: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:47 pm
nice this is XXXXen funny!
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alex Says: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:02 pm
that was so effin funny how dumb is this guy
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DINA PIERRE Says: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:09 pm
im,looking for a mc donald job on harrisburg pennsylvania because i just move in
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dalana wright Says: Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:41 pm
i am 14 and i am looking for a job
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Nayeli Says: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:10 pm
day was f*****,funny it's pretty sick dat u could get hired and still be honest.
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Frenchy Says: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:00 pm
this XXXX is XXXXing funny. i hope somebody does that at my job lol
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jonathan mayanan Says: Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:47 pm
i went to work at mcdonald
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DayDay Says: Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:34 am
hey u mob my name iz daisian but people call me dayday so can i work at mac donaldz plzzzzzz! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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FakeAlias Says: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:12 pm
goddamn, 90% of the people posting here are half XXXXed. seriously. what the XXXX.
12 year olds need to get off the internet.
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Diva Says: Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:59 am
i mean, it was cute and funny but not as funny as ya'll makin it out to be
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lorena sandes` Says: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:48 pm
i need a job im 18 years old and i need someone to help me.
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steve Says: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:08 am
very funny indeed, too bad 90% of those questions aren't even on real mcdonald's applications, i should know, i'm unfortunate enough to work at one of those XXXXholes-and anybody that wants to work there already admits to having no goals in life other than stupidity, fatness, and the ability to make someones life a living hell undesrevingly
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Sarah Says: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:36 am
this is halarious!!! lol... i laughed so hard at that.
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alvin p. corneja Says: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:29 pm
greetings!
mcdonald is the best restaurant food chain in the whole world. for that im very interested to work with you guys.pls help me how to apply abroad.im from the phil.i am nw working as a resto manager of one of restaurant and hotel here in the philippines.since the income here is too small and cannot augment my daily needs, i want to go abroad..pls help.
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bob Says: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:50 am
he didnt get hired
if you hired someone like this, you are the most stupid employer on earth, some little kid came up with this off his head and put it on the internet about 4 years ago, they did not use it to apply for a real job and if they did, would certainly not get the job
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Your all F***ed Says: Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:22 am
who ever post this sh** is bloody g**
geta life all you **** emos
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Erica Says: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:48 am
little_hottie_lives23@hotmail.com add me!!!! my name is erica.
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courtney Says: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:49 pm
its not even funny
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you guys are dumbasses!!! Says: Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:33 pm
ok if this were real (and its not) than they couldnt accept or hire him because he didnt sign it legally with his name!! and its not even that funny whoever came up with this is a dumbXXXX.
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lilshy Says: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:38 pm
this page sucks XXXX
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abcde Says: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:22 pm
funny XXXX hell .dont believe it but funny
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alnda mccoy... Says: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:16 pm
okay that was crazzy funny...but i doint think i would wanna work wit someone like that they may not take there job forreal...but that was funny and who ever hired him...good luck becuase you sure will need it...bye now!!!
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brittany holloway Says: Sat May 03, 2008 6:27 am
i wont a job to get a car wen i an 16
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brittany holloway Says: Sat May 03, 2008 6:27 am
i wont a job to get a car wen i an 16
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i need fast food jobs Says: Mon May 05, 2008 4:27 am
look for the best in food. i love all my jobs.
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I want to involves the company,i want to share an idea,to share a vision.and i want to lift up your company and many more Says: Mon May 05, 2008 10:39 pm
i want to lift up a company,because ur company is very good to the people.i apretiate u,because ur the rock of the nation,ur the light of the nation.ur so wonderful.so,macdonald,keep well,may good lord sustain u in all that u do.because ur the answer.
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Ur the rock of countrywide Says: Mon May 05, 2008 10:44 pm
ur the light of this world
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Jussie Says: Mon May 05, 2008 11:37 pm
i wanna marry this guy!!!! xdddddddddd
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jasmyn Says: Fri May 09, 2008 11:31 am
this XXXX was so not funny my brother sister and her feonsa work at mcdonalds and they wouldnt have hired such a idiot like him who wouldnt take it serious good night you XXXXen basted
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raven Says: Wed May 14, 2008 3:40 am
"sign here" aries
oh geez i love it!! too bad he wasn't a leo though...it would've been on. but what a smitty guy though!
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Avon Says: Thu May 15, 2008 1:01 pm
i think that is so stupid
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