RESIDENCE:
7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth multi-millions. I
served in Vietnam (four months).
EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. In my career as a
U.S. Senator, I've voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA, and Defense
bill. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my
mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. I served in
Vietnam (four months).
MILITARY:
I served in Vietnam (four months). I
used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and
service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I served in
Vietnam (four months). I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in
protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they
committed atrocities and were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four
months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did
I? My book " Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier", shows how
I truly feel about the military. I served in Vietnam (four months).
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with
a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher
education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A
PAST WORK
EXPERIENCE:
After College and Vietnam, I ran for
the U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world
experience except marrying very rich women and running their companies
vicariously through them. I served in Vietnam (four months).
ACCOMPLISHMENTS: As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the
most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton.
I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting
against their budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself.
Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit
that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I
have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly
if I am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will
never catch up. I make little or no charitable contributions and have never
agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite family
wealth in excess of $ 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months).
I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places
like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost
of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of
the other jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).
Although I claim to
be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose
windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of
the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I served in Vietnam (four months).
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).
PERSONAL
I practice my Catholic faith whenever cameras
are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love to ski/snowboard. I call my
Gulfstream V Jet the "Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley
twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.
I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my
Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large, polluting, inefficient
vehicles and blame George Bush for our energy problems.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
