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Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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tinnay Says: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:52 am
that was aweosme use this one
man- lets go to the movies some time
girl-- moo,, its dark there,, good
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holly Says: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:53 am
girl- holy cow lets go to the movies
boy- no i dont want to
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brendon Says: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:54 am
i love this website
boy- yuor funky
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