Einstein climbs to the
top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the
Lord...
"God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord
replies, "A minute."
"Einstein asks, "And
what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A
penny."
Einstein asks, "Can
I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In
a minute."
