There was an old donkey who fell down a well on a farm. The donkey cried & cried for the farmer to help him, but the farmer paid him no mind.

The farmer was getting tired of the constant noise the donkey was making, so he called all the villagers to help him bury the donkey in the well.

They started burying the donkey, but he would shake the dirt off his back, stomp on it, and make stairs to the top, and eventually got out of the well.

Moral: No matter how much dirt life throws on your back, shake it off and don't let it bring you down.

Then the donkey went and kicked the farmer, and all the other villagers.

The REAL Moral of the story: Don't cover your ass 'cause it'll always come back to get you.