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Crazy Definitions
Definitions you won't find in the dictionary!
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing
at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only
creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who
is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP:
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor
saving devices of today.
YAWN: An
honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have character lines.
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Jan Says: Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:30 am
at last someone has got it right! keep up the good work as i plan on keeping check for more definitions - and by the way - they are true, not crazy!
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sk8erchick Says: Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:22 pm
nice!! its about time someone has definitions that make since!! keep it up!!
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