Who Wants A Taco? 
A women and her three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and she was on him constantly. One day they stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying a taco, She smelled something funny, so of course she checked her seven month old daughter, and she was clean. Then she realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so she asked, and he said "No". she kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I don't have any clothes with me. "Then she said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?" "No," he replied. She just knew that he must have had, because the smell was getting worse. So,she asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled... "See MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!' While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. She was mortified but some kind elderly people made her feel a lot better, when they stop by the table and thanked her for the best laugh they had ever had!!!
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