| T.V. Healing
Grandma and Grandpa were watching a
healing service on TV.
The evangelist called to all who wanted
to be healed to go to their TV set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the
body part where they wanted to be healed.
Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the
TV, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was
causing her to have great pain.
Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV,
placed his right hand ont he set and his left hand on his crotch.
Grandma scowled at him and said, "I
guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise
the dead."
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