Three Labrador retrievers -- a brown, yellow, and black -- are
sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike
up a conversation.
The black lab turns to the brown and says,
"So why are you here?" The brown lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I
piss on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat, and the
kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the
middle of my owner's bed."
The black lab says, "So what is the
vet going to do?"
"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the
brown lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for
everything."
The black lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, 'Why are you
here?'
The yellow lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences,
dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm
inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night
when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."
"So what are
they going to do to you?", the black lab inquired.
"Looks like
Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lab said.
The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks what he's at
the vet's office for.
"I'm a humper," the black lab says. "I'll
hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire
hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday,
my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending down
to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself, I hopped on her
back and started humping away."
The yellow and brown labs
exchange a sad glance and say, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?"
The black lab says, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."
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