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| Prison vs. Work Prison vs. Work  | IN PRISON |  | AT WORK | | you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. | you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. |
 | IN PRISON |  | AT WORK | | you get three meals a day (free). | .you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. |
 | IN PRISON |  | AT WORK | | you get time off for good behavior. | you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. |
 | IN PRISON |  | AT WORK | | a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. | .you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself. |
 | IN PRISON |  | AT WORK | | you can watch TV and play games. | you get fired for watching TV and playing games. |
 | IN PRISON |  | AT WORK | | you get your own toilet. | you have to share. |
 | IN PRISON |  | AT WORK | | they allow your family and friends to visit. | you can not even speak to your family and friends. |
 | IN PRISON |  | AT WORK | | all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. | .you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. |
 | IN PRISON |  | AT WORK | | you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out. | you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. |
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