| $$ Money $$ It can buy you a House...but not Home

It can buy you a Bed...but not a Sleep

It can buy you a Clock...but not Time

It can buy you a Book...but not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position...but not Respect

It can buy you Medicine...but not Health

It can buy you Someone...but not Love

So you see, money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I am telling you all this because I am your Friend. And as your Friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering...so send ME all your MONEY and I will suffer for you instead.
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