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Mc Donalds Job Application

Mc Donalds Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.



PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.


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Comments
Megan (Unregistered) Says:
26th Oct 2009
I am a student, study in Wintec. I am looking for a part time job.
JO THA MAORI AO (Unregistered) Says:
2nd Oct 2009
that application thing is a crack up.im lovin it. haha
armstrong anderson (Unregistered) Says:
25th Sep 2009
i'm a strong working person.
Angelina (Unregistered) Says:
19th Sep 2009
Thats hilariously funny. They seriously hired him out of all the people who applied ones that will work there butt off and take it serieslly and they chose him. FUNNY
Rayjoc (Unregistered) Says:
7th Sep 2009
Chalarious
REE.KElly (Unregistered) Says:
29th Aug 2009
THiS SO FUNNi SO DiD HE GET THE JOB..LMBO!!! iLiKE HOW HE DiD THiS
Shanice16 (Unregistered) Says:
27th Aug 2009
i really want this job no other place will hire me they say that i need a deploma.I do have my state ID and my working papers.I just started highschool but I am 16 im not experience with much food but i will put forth my effort into it.
beneth (Unregistered) Says:
21st Aug 2009
i just filled an application, so please i will work hard as soon as you employed me.
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