A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after
dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to
the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about
half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms
and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the
family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents!
Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where
the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows
his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally,
after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist!"
