Old is when...
Your friend
compliments you on your new
alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
You don't care
where your spouse goes, just
as long as you don't have to go along.
A sexy babe
catches your fancy and
your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"Getting a
little action" means, "I don't
need to take any fiber today."
You are
cautioned to slow down by
the doctor instead of the police.
An "all nighter"
means not getting
up to go use the bathroom!
"Getting lucky"
means you find your
car in the parking lot.
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