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MARRIAGE QUOTES
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
-Woody Allen.
"My wife and
I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
-Rodney Dangerfield.
"Ah, yes,
divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."
-Robin Williams.
"A married
man should forget his mistakes; no use two people
remembering the same thing."
-Duane Dewel.
"When you
see a married couple walking down the street, the one
that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
-Helen Rowland
"I have
never really understood this liking for war. It panders to
instincts already well catered for in any respectable domestic establishment."
-Alan Bennett
"Eighty
percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat
in Europe."
-Jackie Mason
"Marriage is
like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the
hope of pulling out an eel."
-Leonardo Di Vinci.
"I don't
think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like
and give her a house."
-Lewis Grizzard.
"I'm the
only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to
whom it may concern."
-Mickey Rooney.
"I haven't
spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
-Rodney Dangerfield.
"The
difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a
husband time to hide his money."
-Johnny Carson
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