A blind man enters a Lesbian
bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and
orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the
blind guy yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna
hear a blonde joke?'
A deathly silence transcends
the bar. In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman
next to him says: "Before you tell that joke,
you should know something. The bartender is blonde,
the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200lb blonde
with a black belt in Karate. What's more, the woman
sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a pro
wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still
wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man pauses to
think, and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have
to explain it five times."
